John & Kate + 8 = (John - Kate) / 8
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Why are corn holders shaped like little pieces of corn? So you don't forget what they are used for?
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Why are ghosts always skinny? Do no fat people haunt the living - or is the afterlife the ultimate weight loss routine?
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Dear Media: please keep hyping 'Montezuma's Final Solution' so our upcoming flights are empty
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A modest proposal - henceforth 'swine flu' to be known as 'whine flu'
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Interview on Kerranng! Radio @ 2:30 EST...
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So bad at writing endings, he wrote more than one.
In our continuing endeavor to read every page on the internet, we stumbled across this gem, written about Steven Seagal:
Upon further reflection, we realized that "Scent of Action" may really be a fancied-up phrase for "B.O.". Steven Seagal is successfully selling his sweat - and furthermore, in the intention that it be splashed upon your face.
Marketing Genius.
Upon further reflection, we realized that "Scent of Action" may really be a fancied-up phrase for "B.O.". Steven Seagal is successfully selling his sweat - and furthermore, in the intention that it be splashed upon your face.Marketing Genius.

















