John & Kate + 8 = (John - Kate) / 8

Why are corn holders shaped like little pieces of corn? So you don't forget what they are used for?

Why are ghosts always skinny? Do no fat people haunt the living - or is the afterlife the ultimate weight loss routine?

Dear Media: please keep hyping 'Montezuma's Final Solution' so our upcoming flights are empty

A modest proposal - henceforth 'swine flu' to be known as 'whine flu'

11 days...

Interview on Kerranng! Radio @ 2:30 EST...

From an article back in November, a commenter:

1611. matoro1989 - Tue Dec 2, 2008 11:55pm PST Tragic Dog Baby - they sound weird too. Industrial can only keep me interested and undisturbed for so long.

I knew that name was gold.

In our continuing endeavor to read every page on the internet, we stumbled across this gem, written about Steven Seagal:
Upon further reflection, we realized that "Scent of Action" may really be a fancied-up phrase for "B.O.". Steven Seagal is successfully selling his sweat - and furthermore, in the intention that it be splashed upon your face.

Marketing Genius.