What better way to spend a rainy afternoon than with the Torture Device Coloring Book? Inside you'll find 20 black & white line-art drawings ready for coloring (with crayons or any other substance). Each illustration is accompanied by a short paean to the implement - for example, this little ditty goes along with the Interrogation Chair (pictured on cover):

Relax here a bit,
May we make a suggestion?
Count the spikes in your flesh,
or answer the question.

What are you waiting for? Get those thumbscrews off and start coloring!