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$787 billion divided by the U.S. population = $2,549.41 That would have been stimulating.
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posted by erik on February 17, 2010 2:36 PM | | Remarks (0)

Twit (#9145401574)

FYI an iPhone can survive a complete cycle in the washer.
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posted by erik on February 15, 2010 11:02 AM | | Remarks (0)

Twit (#8634886451)

In the future, everything will work
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posted by erik on February 4, 2010 9:56 AM | | Remarks (0)

Twit (#8322970282)

"this house is clean"
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posted by erik on January 28, 2010 8:48 AM | | Remarks (0)

Twit (#6558800000)

If you think about it, pearls are just oyster boogies.
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posted by erik on December 11, 2009 1:10 AM | | Remarks (0)

Twit (#4759665387)

Does Nobel have a prize for getting up early on the weekend? Because I deserve that one.
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posted by erik on October 10, 2009 8:52 AM | | Remarks (0)

Twit (#2293613250)

John & Kate + 8 = (John - Kate) / 8
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posted by erik on June 23, 2009 8:10 AM | | Remarks (0)

Twit (#2034948019)

Why are corn holders shaped like little pieces of corn? So you don't forget what they are used for?
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posted by erik on June 4, 2009 5:47 PM | | Remarks (0)

Twit (#1814010873)

Why are ghosts always skinny? Do no fat people haunt the living - or is the afterlife the ultimate weight loss routine?
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posted by erik on May 16, 2009 12:54 AM | | Remarks (0)

Twit (#1678442337)

Dear Media: please keep hyping 'Montezuma's Final Solution' so our upcoming flights are empty
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posted by erik on May 2, 2009 9:43 AM | | Remarks (0)

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