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Dear NPR: before tackling big words like 'rapprochement' you should try perfecting the simple ones like 'going to' and 'want to'.Just sayin'
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Putting facebook & Twitter logos on your business card is like putting a business reply card in a TV ad.
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$787 billion divided by the U.S. population = $2,549.41
That would have been stimulating.
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FYI an iPhone can survive a complete cycle in the washer.
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In the future, everything will work
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"this house is clean"
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If you think about it, pearls are just oyster boogies.
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Does Nobel have a prize for getting up early on the weekend? Because I deserve that one.
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John & Kate + 8 = (John - Kate) / 8
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Why are corn holders shaped like little pieces of corn? So you don't forget what they are used for?
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